Jamaican Me Crazy
If you could have any coffee on a deserted island, which coffee would you take with you? We don't want to make a decision for you, but may we recommend our "Jamaican Me Crazy" as a nominee? With flavor combinations of Kahlua, vanilla, and caramel, it could possibly make your days as a castaway feel like a walk on the beach! Jamaican Me Crazy can perk you up enough to help with the tedium of everyday life: such as drawing a giant "HELP" in the sand, and trying to pick out what leaf loincloth to wear today.
Is it wicked of you to not enjoy this hazelnut coffee delicacy? Of course not! We here at Lukewarm would NEVER say anything like that about you, in front of your face. But it would be a real shame to miss out on trying our amazing Witch Hazelnut coffee! Not that we're insulting your judgement, directly. It just seems strange. Not that there's anything wrong with being strange, in it's own way. There are a lot of good things that are strange. Witches can be good as well, even though they're strange. Not that we're calling you a witch, though. But since you are, you should totally try our Witch Hazelnut coffee.
A cashew and a caramel candy walked into a bar. They ordered Lukewarm Caramel Cashew in a 1lb. Bag. The bartender said "You two don't look like you weigh more than about two ounces. And we don't serve anything under 16".
Jokes aside, we'd like you to enjoy our coffee with the flavor of cashews and caramel. Now in 1 lb. form!
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder," as the saying goes. It seems, however, that that is just a nice way of saying "A face that only a mother could love". Either way, you don't have to be a looker to enjoy Lukewarm Ugly Blend. A hair-raising combination of South American and African coffee beans roasted to a grizzly dark roast, the flavor is a solid 10, brewed even for people who are a solid 4 to enjoy. Take that paper bag off your head and get a swig of our Ugly Blend today!
We here at Lukewarm do not shy away from big hairy fellas. In fact, one might say, big hairy fellas have been the inspiration for our biggest and most ambitious coffee to date! Could you believe this combination of Indonesian and South American coffees can be so bold? Tasting is believing when it comes to BigFoot coffee's mythical flavor. Pop a sqautch down in your favorite chair and try this monstrous brew for yourself!
It seems unfair that the world runs on an early birds' schedule. We have to wake up when we don't want to, get ready when we don't want to, and go to work when we don't want to. When will the night owls get their time in the sunlight? When will the night owls rise up against this tyranny?! Rise up against the oppressive establishment, my night owl brothers and sisters! Only you can bring the change that we want to see in the world!
Or you can get some Morningssuk Blend coffee. With two different African coffees in one blend, it might help you from protesting too much when it comes to early rising.
Blueberry Cinnamon Crumble
This flavored coffee sounds pretty fantastical, doesn't it? Almost like it's come right out of a fairy tale, doesn't it? Well we're not pulling your leg on this one! Blueberry Cinnamon Crumble is just as the name entails, and provides our quality coffee with the flavor of a blueberry cinnamon crumble pie! Should you believe such a fanciful tale? Don't just take our word for it! Try some for yourself!
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas… Six months early. Snowmen and Santas are in every store, and pine-scented candles line the shelves. You haven't even dusted off your Halloween decorations from the attic before you are bombarded with the festive fist of the holly jolly holiday. You cannot escape it, so give into your Christmas urges! Try some Frosty's Favorite, and bring a little bit of winter wonderland with you anywhere and at any time of the year! With hints of ho-ho hazelnut, garland graham cracker, and very-merry vanilla, Christmas never, ever has to go away! Doesn't that just jingle your bells?
Are you coo-coo for cookies? Could you just gobble them up by the guinea sack full? Well our snickerdoodle-doo flavored coffee ought to ruffle your feathers! With the taste of cinnamon and nutty tones, you'll feel as proud as a pea-fowl as you enjoy this cookie-style coffee! What do cookies have to do chicken puns? We don't know! It's too much for our little bird brains to figure out. But don't let that prevent you from enjoying this coffee confection!
Fur ony o' ye scots folks, we ken howfur yer feelin' whin it comes tae bein' far fae hame. Tis solid whin na yin understands ye, 'n' yer accent. Tis enough tae juist mak' ye awa wi ye tae bile yer heid 'n' haud yer wheesht! Weel keep the heid! We 'ere at Lukewarm Coffee kin pat a bawherr scott back intae yer lee! Introducing Teuchter Grogg, a taps aff coffee tae remind ye o` yer days in th' moors! Wi' th' combined flavor micht o' butterscotch 'n' rum, ye'll be back tae yer auld scots sel again! We cannae guarantee that ye'll fit back intae yer auld kilt, bit it ne'er hurts tae huv a go!
For those who aren't Scottish, allow us to translate: Highlander Grogg has hints of butterscotch and rum! It's good! Try some!
A wise wizard once told us, "You're not lost, even though you wander a lot". While that may be true, wandering sure takes its toll on our energy. It's a heavy burden to be this tired, isn't it? Well, don't lose hope! RedEye Roast was created for just such an occasion! Forged from South American and African origin coffee, and roasted in the fires of a French-styled dark roast, this caffeinated cacophony can help you brave any adventure you choose.
In our experience, slow and steady NEVER wins races. You can be the steadiest, slowest person in the world, and still never win a single race. The only race you can ever hope to win is a race for how slow anything could be, which would be a boring race anyways. Just keep racking up those participation trophies, my turtle compadre, and enjoy some of our chocolate turtle coffee. Chocolate, caramel, and the flavor of nuts speed this into first place for your favorite coffee! Lukewarm Coffee will never leave you in the dust, when it comes to quality coffee and robust flavor! So run, don't walk, to order this delicious brew today!